Sunday, June 22, 2008

she blah-blahed over the important part

Excerpt from an actual conversation I had with one of my friends before moving to Portland. We were debating going to a new bar in Northern Kentucky:

Me: “Susan’s band is playing at the “Blah Blah.” Do you want to go?”

Friend: “No. The Blah Blah is owned by a stripper.”

Me: “Do we not like strippers now? What’s wrong with that?”

Friend: “The stripper shot my cousin.”

I’m not kidding. Of course, after we talked I was dying to go. New bars open right and left in Northern Kentucky, but how many of them are owned by gun-toting strippers?