Oh…Canada. The longest kilometer part deux
The Patriot Race is one of many challenges you’ll face when dating a Canadian. A skillful battle of wits (thrust, parry, stab and duck), the game is a true test of wills, with no boundaries or limitations. The rules of the Patriot Race are simple. No matter what aspect of the entertainment industry we’re discussing- music, art or film, suddenly, it turns out all of the superstars are from Canada:
Me: “Well, what about _________?”
“Canadian.”
“Well, I think…”
“Canadian.”
But don’t you think he…?
“Lived in Canada during his undergraduate years.”
“I’m quite sure that she…”
“Wants to be Canadian.”
Canada always thinks they’re in competition with the US. The US always forgets they’re up there.
Me: “Well, what about _________?”
“Canadian.”
“Well, I think…”
“Canadian.”
But don’t you think he…?
“Lived in Canada during his undergraduate years.”
“I’m quite sure that she…”
“Wants to be Canadian.”
Canada always thinks they’re in competition with the US. The US always forgets they’re up there.
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